I saw something somewhere also maybe on Captain Awkward that was HULK SMASH haikus, and I keep meaning to write HULK SMASH poetry about my pain. when I'm in the ER with my partner (more often than I would like, but less lately) and waiting forever sometimes we take over the white board and write limericks about how much the ER wait sucks or pain sucks or whatever. So, if say composing HULK SMASH poetry in your head is something that would help with distraction or dark humor, that is also an option? IDK. I have a possibly unique sense of humor...